Much of my February “break” time has been spent marking papers. It’s not my favorite part of my job, but it has its good moments. This batch, one bright spot was finding this note attached to a late assignment:
[This student] has been impaired above the neck for the past 2-3 weeks, and this has interfered with her school work.
I’m sure it has.
Novel Readings 
Pretty funny stuff. Could have also been “impaired below the belt”. 🙂
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